I tumbled out of bed, put the kettle on, sprinkled the coffee at the bottom of the Bodum, and grabbed a mug. Minutes later, when I went to pour some coffee, this is what I saw:

I suppose I’m glad I caught it in time, but was it really necessary to stash your retainer model in my coffee cup?
Speaking of sweet, hidden surprises, the rain is back, with a vengeance… As if angry because we didn’t miss it enough. No, that’s not the surprise. But when I slid my right foot into my rain boot, I felt something cold, mushy, and wet. I may be clever, but I’m not clever enough to work out how my boot got stuffed with a moldy cucumber and half a foot of water.
Happy Monday.