15
Mar, 2021

In the interest of full disclosure, we got a bidet toilet seat for our wedding anniversary. My youngest could not get the name straight and

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7
Mar, 2021

Oh, targeted advertising. What to do with you? I can manage the near-constant barrage of ads for bras for flat-chested women, industrial fiber supplements and

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13
Jan, 2021

As I’ve written here before, when the going gets tough, I dream about Nazis. This week, on the heels of what amounted to a full

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20
Dec, 2020

Last week I found a cracked egg on my doorstep. Turns out the chickens had escaped early one morning (probably because we forgot to close

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10
Nov, 2020

Apparently all I am getting from nine of the world’s hungriest and laziest chickens is 1-2 eggs a day. That’s it. I waited forever for

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7
Oct, 2020

These chickens have one job, and it’s not to crap all over my outdoor furniture. Four months in and there have been bags and bags

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9
Jun, 2020

Obviously, we are all still where we are, which is where we have all been since early March and THAT is the most philosophical I

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11
May, 2020

A note about the home grooming. It’s been well-over two months since anyone other than me has been involved in my upkeep. My appearance may

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20
Apr, 2020

You would not know it from reading these pages, but I was doing alright. I mean, there were periods of rage, bewilderment and sheer what-the-fuckery

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13
Apr, 2020

We were muddling along here. We made it through the Passover cleaning and Passover prep, two seders and four of the eight days of Passover

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