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There are not many opportunities for Jewish smugness, or at least not that I know of. As I child in England, I walked past shelves…
In the interest of full disclosure, we got a bidet toilet seat for our wedding anniversary. My youngest could not get the name straight and…
Oh, targeted advertising. What to do with you? I can manage the near-constant barrage of ads for bras for flat-chested women, industrial fiber supplements and…
As I’ve written here before, when the going gets tough, I dream about Nazis. This week, on the heels of what amounted to a full…
Last week I found a cracked egg on my doorstep. Turns out the chickens had escaped early one morning (probably because we forgot to close…
Apparently all I am getting from nine of the world’s hungriest and laziest chickens is 1-2 eggs a day. That’s it. I waited forever for…
These chickens have one job, and it’s not to crap all over my outdoor furniture. Four months in and there have been bags and bags…
Obviously, we are all still where we are, which is where we have all been since early March and THAT is the most philosophical I…
A note about the home grooming. It’s been well-over two months since anyone other than me has been involved in my upkeep. My appearance may…
You would not know it from reading these pages, but I was doing alright. I mean, there were periods of rage, bewilderment and sheer what-the-fuckery…