Uncategorized | Lea Geller

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Mar, 2013

I saw Eminem at the Pink Elephant.

Today I spoke to a friend, who lives in a hip city, with two kids. She told me she was taking her kids to a…

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Mar, 2013

Pope Fartocoles.

I was riveted by the machinations of the conclave that delivered the new pope to the world… a happening that will have virtually no impact…

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Mar, 2013

Damn That No Return Policy.

I once bought a pair of shoes in a final sale, loved them in the store (even though they were a rather distinct shade of…

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Mar, 2013

You must be effing kidding me.

I ambled out the front door to check the milkman had delivered our milk and eggs, and I find this: What you are looking at…

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Mar, 2013

PMS and Boogers

I’m neither a doctor nor a scientist, but I am beginning to think that it’s entirely possible for a four year old girl to develop…

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Mar, 2013

Only in Seattle?

It’s not enough that they have to tatt up every square inch of their bodies, but the Seattle Times want Seattleites to take things one…

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Feb, 2013

Talent? What Talent?

Efram has a nasty gash on the bridge of his nose. He got it playing football over the weekend. Today, he came home from school…

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Feb, 2013

Will Mrs. Patmore Bake My Hamantaschen?

Purim is around the corner — the closest thing we Jews have to our own Halloween. We dress up, give out treats, and wait for…

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Feb, 2013

Just in case…

I am not, by nature, a planner. While I like to plan vacations and moves, there’s not much else I like to plan (and in…

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Feb, 2013

Naked.

A friend called me today. I hadn’t spoken to her in a couple of weeks. “Something really embarrassing happened to me, and because you spend…