Uncategorized | Lea Geller

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Nov, 2013

In bed with the flu, a moron, and a bunch of pedophiles.

This was supposed to be the week I got a flu shot. Instead, this is the week I got the stomach flu. Yesterday, while delirious…

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Nov, 2013

Good Morning, Rupert Murdoch.

I really do know that it takes all sorts of people to make the world go round, but I am still taken aback when people…

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Nov, 2013

Snow Shoes

My clever running partner in Seattle just sent me these: Apparently they will turn my sneakers into snow shoes once the abominable NY winter is…

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Nov, 2013

… say it soft and it's almost like praying.

Nothing feels as wonderful as dropping all the kids off at school on a Monday morning. Nothing. It is especially gratifying after a week of…

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Oct, 2013

Puke in a Box…

There a few things I know for certain. One of them is that whenever M travels, one of the kids will bring home the stomach…

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Oct, 2013

Toilet Trained

I discovered that there was no toilet paper in the boys’ bathroom. I discovered this when I overheard them snickering about clogging up the toilet…

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Oct, 2013

Baby Thong

After Sid got dressed one morning this week, she had to go to the bathroom. When she was done, she got off the toilet and…

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Oct, 2013

Birth Dazed.

When my firstborn turned one (about ten and a half years ago), I threw him what amounted to a bar mitzvah. I have actual photographic…

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Oct, 2013

Getting Buellered.

Columbus Day. Not much of an event on the West Coast, but here in NYC it feels like more than just another day without mail…

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Oct, 2013

Please explain this to me.