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Oct, 2012

Shattered Glass

M and I went out for dinner and came home to this. It cost me $345 to fix and I’m still fuming about it. I…

10

Oct, 2012

Jerry Sandusky and King Arthur (breakfast time)

The boys race to get the newspaper in the morning. Of course, a very large part of me wishes it were so they could race…

3

Oct, 2012

Rabbi Manning

It’s Sukkot, which is possibly the most fun, and is certainly the most shamelessly Pagan of all the Jewish holidays. Bennett wanted to hang a…

30

Sep, 2012

Bee season.

I am in a foul mood because I have spent the better part of the day in the kitchen. I don’t mind cooking. But I…

28

Sep, 2012

I just came for the ladies and the drinks.

In another seemingly endless car ride from the house to the pool, one of the boys begins to tell me about this “kid” he knows.…

24

Sep, 2012

Please don't knock the boss.

At the end of what was already a very long Sunday, we all piled into the car to grab some pizza and eat it in…

21

Sep, 2012

Friday

What’s worse: Fiona announcing she wants to marry Justin Beaver (I shall not be correcting her), or that when an unassuming person asked her if…

19

Sep, 2012

Once Enchanted Evening.

The other day I received a sample of body wash in the mail. It was, specifically, Caress Passionate Spell body wash, and on the back…

7

Sep, 2012

Pain in the Neck.

I went to the chiropractor today to deal with this nasty residual neck pain I sustained when a bike slammed into me while I was…

5

Sep, 2012

Almost Wordless Wednesday

Can someone please explain this bungee-chord-butt-floss-back-to-school display awfulness? I get sore just looking at it.