children | Lea Geller

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Nov, 2012

Phlegm

It isn’t even ten AM and I’ve hit what I pray is the day’s low point: blowing my nose in a Trader Joes receipt. In…

5

Nov, 2012

My eyes have seen the glory…

Last week I had PRK (LASIK for the corneally challenged), after which I spent a few intensely uncomfortable days barely able to see. I had…

31

Oct, 2012

Halloween Fun.

Someone raced home from school, made a pit stop in the bathroom and headed outside in the rain. He thought it would be awesome to…

30

Oct, 2012

Teeth

Yesterday wasn’t ALL bad. While much of the country suffered through devastating storms, Seattle looked like this: But I dropped the boys off at home,…

29

Oct, 2012

Lighting up….

M thinks the reason I spent last weekend yelling at both him and the children was because I was suffering from lack of sunlight. So…

26

Oct, 2012

Friday's Adventure in Weaponry

What every ten year old needs. A crossbow.

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Oct, 2012

Idiot on the Roof

My boys seem to regard the roof of the minivan as the extra bedroom we just don’t have. I often walk out to find Efram…

18

Oct, 2012

Late

I have spent my entire adult life ten minutes late for something. I cannot seem to reset my clock. I’m just always slightly behind. Today…

17

Oct, 2012

Hey, I just met you…

In the car with Fi (almost 4) and Sid (newly 2). Sid starts hollering for a song. “Baby number! Baby number!” she shouts from her…

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Oct, 2012

Two

The weekend got off to a rocky start, what with Bennett claiming to have hypnotized himself on the computer and falling through a living room…