Summer | Lea Geller

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Aug, 2012

It’s practically malpractice to write about the French beach and not address the boob issue. Truth be told, considering that the kids seem to think…

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Aug, 2012

Innocents Abroad

We seem to settling into something of a routine here. Jet lag has had its pluses and minuses. The kids are sleeping until eleven, which…

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Jul, 2012

Great Expectations

It’s hard to be unhappy when the sun is out and it seems as though just about everyone in the world is on vacation; but…

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Jul, 2012

Higher Learning.

I was at the pool with the kids when the phone rang. It was a man’s voice. An older man. He asked to speak with…

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Jul, 2012

Mercer, Interrupted.

Please don’t tell anyone I told you this, but summer vacation brings out my inner home schooler. I didn’t know I had one in me,…

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Jul, 2012

Art History: A Primer

All art is derivative, right? After all, we have Picasso and Braque: And we have Bennett and the Gum Wall. This is Seattle’s famed Wall…

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Jul, 2012

Barbie Raton

I don’t know which I found more disgusting. This: Or this: The former was Francie’s birthday cake, which you will note was NOT made by…

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Jul, 2012

(Almost) Wordless Wednesday

I do not have any diplomas up in my (home) office, but I do have the certificate I just received from Parent Map after I…

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Jul, 2012

Revenge of the American Girl

I had to go and make fun of that damn doll. I couldn’t keep my snide comments under seal. Nope. Well, the damn girl had…

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Jul, 2012

Doggone…

Our week of dog-sitting came to an end last night. The kids lined up and said their goodbyes and Kaylee/Maggie and I got in the…