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Sidney turns four in two weeks, which means it’s been four years since I had a baby. It’s hard to believe that after being on…
I received a gift box from Amazon today. This was the note: And this was inside the box: Should I be upset that he snuck…
Here’s what I am not going to write about: How my kids behaved like complete ungrateful, insensitive animals on much of my birthday. I am…
When my firstborn turned one (about ten and a half years ago), I threw him what amounted to a bar mitzvah. I have actual photographic…
There are somethings I am happy to be leaving behind in Seattle. Sidney just got herself out of diapers, thanks to a healthy amount of…
I am a person of rules. That isn’t to say I’m a follower of other people’s rules. Quite the opposite. But I have a strange…
After a wonderful ten days in Colorado, we are home. Skiing was a success, even if day one nearly left me for dead. Turns out…
Last week I had PRK (LASIK for the corneally challenged), after which I spent a few intensely uncomfortable days barely able to see. I had…
The weekend got off to a rocky start, what with Bennett claiming to have hypnotized himself on the computer and falling through a living room…
I don’t know which I found more disgusting. This: Or this: The former was Francie’s birthday cake, which you will note was NOT made by…
