Uncategorized | Lea Geller

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May, 2017

You could say that I lack attention to detail, or that I am easily distracted, but really it’s that I cannot see a project to…

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Jul, 2016

On the road again…

Facebookers, I see your happy family vacation pics and I raise you two: cleaning puke off a car seat and watching as two guys try…

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Jun, 2016

Summer SOS

Yesterday was the first day of summer and also the first day of summer vacation. Already, I am finding crap like this happening in my…

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Dec, 2015

Oranges Ablaze

It’s the last day of Channukah, which means that I’m going to get a break from worrying about the house setting on fire because someone…

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Dec, 2015

Bright lights, Barbie and Bella Abzug Splashed Across My Chest (or Hannukah as Failed Feminist Mother)

I’d be lying if I said I didn’t want to be the kind of parent who does not buy presents for Hannukah. I would absolutely,…

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Nov, 2015

Back in the USSR (or, Life at Key Foods, North Bronx Edition.)

It’s that time of year again. I can basically assume that on any given day I will have at least one child at home, suffering…

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Oct, 2015

Unresolved.

This year I did NOT hastily make New Year’s Resolutions in the waning moments before Rosh Hashana. Why bother? I always make the same exact…

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Oct, 2015

Honey on my pillow.

We had a break-in here a little over a week ago. While we were sleeping, someone broke down a door a entered the house, even…

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Sep, 2015

Who are you calling saggy?

Mammograms are not particularly pleasant, but I’ve already written about that. Also in the unpleasant category- getting a letter from the breast imaging center informing…

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Aug, 2015

Not quite ready for my closeup….

http://abcnews.go.com/WhatWouldYouDo/video/humiliate-homeless-33398309 Remember when I walked right into an episode of ABC’s What Would You Do?? Here it is, at 3:23.