Seattle | Lea Geller

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Jun, 2013

I have spent years in playgrounds biting my tongue each time I hear parents holler, “Good climbing!” and “Nice swinging!” to their kids. Aren’t children…

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May, 2013

Bombs Away…

Took the boys for much-needed haircuts last week. Haircuts are especially necessary because they are the one time I know that some form of soap…

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Apr, 2013

What's in YOUR pull-up?

Although Sidney is slowly transitioning from a crib to a bed, the shift is not yet fully complete. Still, the repercussions are being felt by…

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Apr, 2013

Pimp My Crib

M’s first cousin and one of my very favorite people on the entire planet was in town for 22 short hours. Before she arrived last…

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Mar, 2013

Pope Fartocoles.

I was riveted by the machinations of the conclave that delivered the new pope to the world… a happening that will have virtually no impact…

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Mar, 2013

Damn That No Return Policy.

I once bought a pair of shoes in a final sale, loved them in the store (even though they were a rather distinct shade of…

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Mar, 2013

You must be effing kidding me.

I ambled out the front door to check the milkman had delivered our milk and eggs, and I find this: What you are looking at…

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Mar, 2013

PMS and Boogers

I’m neither a doctor nor a scientist, but I am beginning to think that it’s entirely possible for a four year old girl to develop…

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Feb, 2013

Brain damage.

The bump on his forehead may have subsided, but his headaches did not, so I marched into the pediatrician’s office with Efram today to have…

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Feb, 2013

Fun With a Cervical Cap

Can anyone please tell me why someone thought that playground equipment designed like a cervical cap was a good idea? And even more pressing, why…