children | Lea Geller

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Nov, 2013

Good Morning, Rupert Murdoch.

I really do know that it takes all sorts of people to make the world go round, but I am still taken aback when people…

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Nov, 2013

… say it soft and it's almost like praying.

Nothing feels as wonderful as dropping all the kids off at school on a Monday morning. Nothing. It is especially gratifying after a week of…

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Oct, 2013

Puke in a Box…

There a few things I know for certain. One of them is that whenever M travels, one of the kids will bring home the stomach…

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Oct, 2013

Baby Thong

After Sid got dressed one morning this week, she had to go to the bathroom. When she was done, she got off the toilet and…

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Oct, 2013

Birth Dazed.

When my firstborn turned one (about ten and a half years ago), I threw him what amounted to a bar mitzvah. I have actual photographic…

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Oct, 2013

Those Crafty, Crafty Jews.

It sucked to be a Jew in America last week. First, the Pew Research Center came out with a survey of Jewish life and it…

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Oct, 2013

Tooth Fairies Do Not Have Big Feet.

Frances lost a tooth today. She has gotten far less dramatic about it. There are no more fainting spells and cold compresses. Still, we were…

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Oct, 2013

Don't shit where you eat.

M says that after the bitch-snacked post went mildly viral (or at least by my standards; over 9,000 hits on the blog just yesterday!), that…

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Oct, 2013

Bitch-snacked

Bitch-snacked. Derived from the term bitch-slapped. You know you’ve been bitch-snacked when someone points out that you’ve provided one of your kids with inadequately nutritious food.…

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Sep, 2013

Anatomy of a Sunday (or Why I am Bothered by Smug Bikers.)

If Sunday nights were the low points of my youth (school again tomorrow? really?), they have been quickly replaced by Sunday mornings (what on earth…