Blog | Lea Geller

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Oct, 2014

Um, no. But Peyton Manning sure looks it in this heavily doctored sukkah decoration. He’s had more cutting, pasting and shading than a Kardashian bikini…

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Oct, 2014

God Bless Armenia…

Sidney turns four in two weeks, which means it’s been four years since I had a baby. It’s hard to believe that after being on…

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Oct, 2014

Is there meth in this honey cake?

Every year I get a flu shot and every year, without fail, I get the flu…or a virus which does a mean flu impersonation. I…

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Sep, 2014

My third arm.

I’m sure there’s a funny list somewhere of jimmy-rigged body parts parents wished they had — an actual eye in the back of our heads,…

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Sep, 2014

This just in…

A friend just sent me this: Letting this into my house might be the quickest way to end my marriage. Oh, Daddy Pig.

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Sep, 2014

The NFL Shitstorm

I weigh in on the NFL disaster up on kveller.com today. This is the link: http://www.kveller.com/blog/parenting/for-the-first-time-ever-i-want-my-boys-to-watch-football/ I would like to know, however, why shitstorm isn’t…

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Sep, 2014

Crafting (or Why I Dislike Back to School Night)

I have gotten some emails as of late asking me why I haven’t written in the past two weeks. Truthfully, I had no idea two…

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Sep, 2014

How I Made It Through a Summer Without Diet Coke.

This time last summer we had moved cross country. At some point I realized that the entire move was fueled by a combination of a…

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Aug, 2014

The Wall

On Wednesday of this week I hit the Wall, the Wall of exhaustion, hunger, dehydration, housework, meal-making, snack-making, fight-breaking, and sheer fedupness that is summer.…

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Aug, 2014

Almost Wordless Wednesday

This was the color I was going for: