parenting | Lea Geller

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Sep, 2014

My third arm.

I’m sure there’s a funny list somewhere of jimmy-rigged body parts parents wished they had — an actual eye in the back of our heads,…

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Sep, 2014

This just in…

A friend just sent me this: Letting this into my house might be the quickest way to end my marriage. Oh, Daddy Pig.

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Sep, 2014

Crafting (or Why I Dislike Back to School Night)

I have gotten some emails as of late asking me why I haven’t written in the past two weeks. Truthfully, I had no idea two…

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Sep, 2014

How I Made It Through a Summer Without Diet Coke.

This time last summer we had moved cross country. At some point I realized that the entire move was fueled by a combination of a…

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Aug, 2014

The Wall

On Wednesday of this week I hit the Wall, the Wall of exhaustion, hunger, dehydration, housework, meal-making, snack-making, fight-breaking, and sheer fedupness that is summer.…

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Jul, 2014

When it rains spray paint, it's time to go home…

This has been a positively awful news week on both personal and global levels for very many people. At some point I shut off the…

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Jul, 2014

Urine Off

Why in God’s name has nobody ever told me about this? #raisingboys

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Jul, 2014

Anchors Away (#parenthood)

Just put the boys on a Ferry to visit friends. Alone. Gulp. Sometimes I am overcome by: A. A desire to have them out of…

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Jul, 2014

Canadia

Here we are in the far reaches of North America. When we lived out west people would ask me: What is the best thing to…

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Jun, 2014

Summertime and the living is BLOODY EXHAUSTING

Here are a few things I have learned in the three days of summer vacation we have had thus far: 1. If you let your…