Well, perhaps not so much a proposal but a request. I’m the  one working on a proposal, and I’d love some help. I need a list of twenty (or so) of my best blog entries. I can tell which ones were most widely read (vagina necklace, 18 dozen eggs, and boobs on the French beaches come to mind), but I’d love to know what YOU think.
So, dear readers: If you happen to have a few minutes to kill and you can find no other more compelling way to procrastinate online, would you tell me what your favorites were, and possibly even have a look back through some of my entries to… refresh your recollection?
I would offer you a child in return, but I’m not sure you necessarily want one of mine. I’d offer to bake you something, but that just wouldn’t be fair to you. I could offer you my house for a week, but then you’d have to deal with all the smells we can’t get rid of and you’d be stuck in Seattle while doing so. If we ever finish building the damn hutch, I could offer you a bunny because even though we agreed to one bunny, doesn’t one bunny always lead to.. more bunnies?
While I work on your reward, please tell me what you think.
Thank you!